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NHỮNG HÌNH ẢNH THIÊN NHIÊN KHÓ QUÊN
Penis Rocks, Vagina Caves and Breast Mountains
Man is obsessed with
phallic and yonic imagery (that’s the female version of a phallus for everyone
who doesn’t watch Lifetime).
Just take a look at
the penis cemetery in Iran. Or the Washington
Monument. And did you know that some scientists think Stonehenge was
a fertility symbol? From overheaddoes kind of look like a man’s unit
inside a woman’s squish mitten. it
But it’s not just
mankind that’s all into sexual imagery. There are phallic and yonic
symbols all over the world that were created by nature.
Consider mountains.
Mountains already look like giant breasts. There’s even a set of twin
peaks in Wyoming called Grand Teton, which means “big tits” in French.
But there are a few mountains that look exceptionally
human. Like Rodinga, in central Australia…
If that was on a
human, that would be an exceptional breast. Good lift, nice
roundness. But the cherry on top is, well, the cherry on top.
There’s no denying that that mountain has a nipple. And evidently it’s a
little cold.
But apparently not as cold as Bakersfield, Texas, where the
Squaw Teat Mountain continues to arouse drivers on the I-10.
However, it’s called Boob Mountain, not Boobs Mountains,
for a reason: there’s only one boob. That’s only half the
package. Everyone knows breasts are only successful in pairs.
Fortunately, nature didn’t forget about that. But in a mean stroke of
irony, nature decided to put the only pair of boob mountains in a country where
the women aren’t renowned for their cup size… China.
Today, people call
this stunningly realistic set of hooters the “Big Breast Mountains,” but since
our ancestors weren’t as perverted, they named them Shuangru Peak (despite the
fact that the plural “peaks” seems more appropriate). Theye’re located in
Zhenfeng County in China’s Guizhou Province, and couples that are soon to be
married come from all over the country to worship at the foot of these
mountainous mammaries, believing it will bring goodness and prosperity (if only
real ones were capable of doing the same).
Look, we’d like to
think that Mother Nature is delicate and classy, but clearly that’s not the
case when she’s flashing her junk all over the earth. First it was the
chest, and now we’re delving below the waist.
Forget Girls Gone Wild. This is nature gone wild.
This beaver shot was
taken just outside of St. Catherine, Jamaica, where the locals call this
vaginal rock formation the “Pum Pum Rock” — pum pum being slang for that other
P-word we call cats and scared people. As in, “Don’t be a pum pum, mon,
just stick yo head in da Pum Pum Rock.”
Here’s nature again advertising her wares at the Alderman
Islands in New Zealand…
And here she is flashing the nani in Boulder
Park, California…
Since nature has clearly abandoned modesty, it’s time to update
her look for the sexually enlightened 21st century. That’s why someone gave the
McCarren Park “Vagina Tree” in Brooklyn a little ornamentation.
As we’ve seen, Mother
Nature has a bangin’ body. But let’s not forget that she’s a
hermaphrodite.
Yeah, it’s kinda
freaky, but in order to represent all living things on this planet, it was
necessary for her to showcase both male and female genitalia.
That’s why we find
phallic rock formations all over the world. Rocks, like penises, come in
many different colors, shapes and sizes.
For instance, there’s this flaccid tally whacker in Carefree,
Arizona that has been crudely named Cock Rock.
Then there’s the Phallic Rock in Molokai, Hawaii. We kid you
not, legend has it that a woman who spends the night with this rock will become
pregnant. So that explains the white splotches.
Some women might consider Phallic Rock lacking in the size
department, although it does seem to have admirable girth. Don’t worry, the
penis rock at Kodachrome Basin State Park in Utah is packing enough heat to
make up for the shortcomings of Phallic Rock.
Unlike some other
phallic rocks, this one comes complete with all the necessary bits and
pieces. Even though the park has 60 of these sand pipes, which are found
nowhere else on the planet, this particular one has been nicknamed Big Stoney
for obvious reasons - it’s stone, duh!
If one ain’t enough, there’s always this…
Dick measuring contest
in progress.
Yeah, it’s kinda pointy and stabby at the tip, but you gotta
respect the work nature did with that circumcision. These bad boys are located
in the appropriately named Love Valley in Cappadocia, Turkey. The scenery is
breathtaking (perhaps even intimidating to some men), but there’s no doubt that
this is the biggest stone sausage fest in the world.
Clearly, nature has
done a whoreish job of spreading her naughty bits all over the world. But
what’s really strange is that in a few locations, there are rock formations in
the shape of male AND female genitalia… side by side. The odds of that
happening are way too high for this not to be deliberate.
Check this out: in
Sagada, Philippines, there’s a cave system that has a vagina rock called
“Queen’s Vagina”…
…right next to a penis rock named “King’s
Penis”.
Same thing in Arches National Park in Utah. There’s a phallic
rock formation so close to a yonic rock formation that if they weren’t
inanimate, they would totally be boning right now.
If you thought that was graphic, wait until you see this. The
Grandmother Rock (Hin Yai) and Grandfather Rock (Hin Ta) on Koh Samui island in
Thailand are the most famous penis rock and vagina rock displays in the world.
And when you see this, you’ll know why so many couples go on honeymoon here -
it sets the mood…
Nature just went from
sexy to nasty. If anyone is looking over your shoulder right now, they’re
probably judging you. But just tell them that there’s a legit reason why that
vagina rock appears to be in a post-coital state of sloppiness. It’s because
when the waves crash against the rock, the white foam from the ocean water
collects in the crevice. Okay, with that graphic description, they’re probably
still judging you, but at least you have a reasonable explanation for why that
looks so naughty.
Oh, but we’re not done with sexual landscapes. This foray into
erotic earth exhibits continues in Guangdong, China, where the Danxia Mountain
is yet another place where we find rock formations in the shape of male
and female genitalia close to one another. This is Elder Peak…
…and just below that is Mother Stone.
Wow, that is accurate. Disturbingly accurate.
Which seems to make these ladies proud:
We don’t know why nature insisted on putting penis and vagina
rock formations dangerously close to each close, because THIS is the inevitable
result…
Hot damn, that is some
hardcore, uncensored nature porn right there. Thank goodness nature was decent
enough to keep this graphic sex display underground in Lang’s Cave in Gunung
Mulu National Park in Borneo (supposedly their tagline is: “Borneo, Where
Nature Will Make You Horneo”).
We understand if you got turned on by that image, but it would
be weird to act on it. So keep your hands on the keyboard and tell us if you’ve
ever seen naughty phallic symbols in nature.
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